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Reputation: 28,556 • Yesterday 4:04 AM
एक बंदे को जीवन में कोई टेंशन नही था।
फिर एक दिन उसने डीमेट एकाउंट खुलवाया
अब उसे
युद्ध का टेंशन
दुनिया के मार्किट का टेंशन
चुनाव का टेंशन
भारतीय रुपए और डॉलर का टेंशन
कंपनीओ के परफॉर्मेंस का टेंशन
IPO लगेगा कि नही उसका टेंशन
शेर बायबैक का टेंसन
इन्कम टैक्स भरने का टेंशन
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Reputation: 6,526 • Apr 28 4:36 AM
ट्रेडिंग के साथ-साथ एक्सरसाइज भी करते रहिए।
जीवन की भाग दौड़ में पता नहीं कब आपका पेट आपसे आगे निकल जाए।
#MarketsHumor #NIFTY50
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सही कहा चचा
सही बात है सरजी ।
लाइफ बहुत छोटी है।
इसलिए इस का सहीतरीके से जिओ।
कुछ साथ नही जाएगा। ,,,,, बस अछे काम और नाम है जो याद कियाजायेगा
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Reputation: 59,176 • May 12 10:44 AM
New SEBI Rule ...
1) PAN CARD
2) CARDIOGRAM
3) BP-GRAPH
4) Medical Fitness certificate.
Must, If U want to Trade in Stocks..
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Those who are long term investors need not require above certificate except PAN.
@Suratshares my reply was prank too. Read again and again to understand the statement 😂
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Reputation: 59,176 • Jan 16 8:46 AM
There are 2 types of Traders meet when Stock market opens at 9.15.
1) Traders with knowledge.
2) Traders with money.
By 3.30 they exchange hands, Trader with knowledge goes home with the money, Trader with money goes home with the knowledge
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Reputation: 6,423 • May 9 1:01 AM
Looking at recent market volatility
New Sebi documents checklist required to trade in stocks
1) PAN CARD
2) CARDIOGRAM
3) BP Readings
4) Medical Fitness certificate
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😅😂
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Reputation: 28,556 • May 12 2:30 AM
Bottom bottom sab kare , bottom bane na koi.
Jab asli mein bottom bane , rokda bacha na hoi.
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Reputation: 28,556 • May 6 8:05 AM
Look on the bright side. If your portfolio falls 100%, it can't fall any further.
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At this time my portfolio is about -2% , is it doing good or need some corrections in portfolio ? New in investment ,1 yr 2 months
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Reputation: 6,423 • Apr 4 12:40 PM
Some people say option selling is dangerous , some say future trading is dangerous , some say cash trading is dangerous.
Nothing is dangerous if you use a simple 8 alpha word "STOPLOSS"
If you don't use SL you can blow account in any segment , so stop blaming segments and go with...... read more
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