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Reputation: 28,556 • Yesterday 4:04 AM

एक बंदे को जीवन में कोई टेंशन नही था।
फिर एक दिन उसने डीमेट एकाउंट खुलवाया
अब उसे
युद्ध का टेंशन
दुनिया के मार्किट का टेंशन
चुनाव का टेंशन
भारतीय रुपए और डॉलर का टेंशन
कंपनीओ के परफॉर्मेंस का टेंशन
IPO लगेगा कि नही उसका टेंशन
शेर बायबैक का टेंसन
इन्कम टैक्स भरने का टेंशन
SmallCap...... read more
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M
Reputation: 6,526 • Apr 28 4:36 AM

ट्रेडिंग के साथ-साथ एक्सरसाइज भी करते रहिए।

जीवन की भाग दौड़ में पता नहीं कब आपका पेट आपसे आगे निकल जाए।

#MarketsHumor #NIFTY50
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nitin123   
May 2 12:16 PM

सही कहा चचा
sheshadri-Bk3Jd-21c   
May 3 8:25 AM
jpthakur   
May 4 3:50 AM

सही बात है सरजी ।
लाइफ बहुत छोटी है।
इसलिए इस का सहीतरीके से जिओ।
कुछ साथ नही जाएगा। ,,,,, बस अछे काम और नाम है जो याद कियाजायेगा
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Reputation: 11,441 • May 13 9:06 AM
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piyush-Sy_6ggnJ9   
May 13 11:26 AM

😂😂😂
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piyush-Sy_6ggnJ9   
Today 4:18 AM

😂😂😂😂ye bhaiya tha guru
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Reputation: 59,176 • May 12 10:44 AM

New SEBI Rule ...
1) PAN CARD
2) CARDIOGRAM
3) BP-GRAPH
4) Medical Fitness certificate.
Must, If U want to Trade in Stocks..
😝
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rkdev   
May 13 12:07 PM

Those who are long term investors need not require above certificate except PAN.
Suratshares   
May 13 2:47 AM

@rkdev , arey Yaar, it's a prank
rkdev   
May 13 2:49 AM

@Suratshares my reply was prank too. Read again and again to understand the statement 😂
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gauravgangurde   
May 14 11:22 AM

Ha ha ha
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Reputation: 59,176 • Jan 16 8:46 AM

There are 2 types of Traders meet when Stock market opens at 9.15.
1) Traders with knowledge.
2) Traders with money.
By 3.30 they exchange hands, Trader with knowledge goes home with the money, Trader with money goes home with the knowledge
How many agree?
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janya   
Feb 5 5:01 AM

Results will be reversed next day..😉
mktConsulting   
Mar 3 9:52 AM

Perfectly said
jeevanpatil   
Apr 28 8:42 AM

😃😃
T
Reputation: 6,423 • May 9 1:01 AM

Looking at recent market volatility
New Sebi documents checklist required to trade in stocks
1) PAN CARD
2) CARDIOGRAM
3) BP Readings
4) Medical Fitness certificate
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dewdrop   
May 9 6:00 AM

😅😂
I
Reputation: 28,556 • May 12 2:30 AM

Bottom bottom sab kare , bottom bane na koi.
Jab asli mein bottom bane , rokda bacha na hoi.
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I
Reputation: 28,556 • May 6 8:05 AM

Look on the bright side. If your portfolio falls 100%, it can't fall any further.
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Sarb   
May 6 9:33 AM

At this time my portfolio is about -2% , is it doing good or need some corrections in portfolio ? New in investment ,1 yr 2 months
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Reputation: 1,298 • May 11 10:17 AM
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dewdrop   
May 11 10:51 AM

Ouch! 😅
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Reputation: 4,854 • May 6 10:28 AM

Aaj
Zomato
Aur
Tomato 🍅
Ek bhav ho gaya hai 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️
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angadyadav   
May 6 3:04 AM

😂
syedraees   
May 6 3:42 AM

😘🤦🤦
Swastik86   
May 7 11:28 AM

Darr iss baat ki hai ki tomato 🍅 jaisa sadh na jaaye 🤫
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Reputation: 28,556 • May 13 4:07 AM
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Swastik86   
May 13 5:50 AM

😂😂😂 Now 100%. Getting delisted
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Reputation: 6,423 • Apr 4 12:40 PM

Some people say option selling is dangerous , some say future trading is dangerous , some say cash trading is dangerous.
Nothing is dangerous if you use a simple 8 alpha word "STOPLOSS"
If you don't use SL you can blow account in any segment , so stop blaming segments and go with...... read more
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Jaydip78   
Apr 16 4:45 AM
swingtraderz   
Apr 16 8:34 AM

beginers be like -
stop stop loss i dont like it , i avoid
but stoploss likes me i cant avoid

(for those who didint get it - its famous dialogue from kgf2 movie )
gaurav-rJRniF4PI   
May 14 3:12 AM

SL hota hee hai HIT hone k liye🤦🔥😜
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Reputation: 3,008 • May 3 11:35 AM
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spatel67   
May 3 5:24 AM

Good one Swastiksaheb...Reminds me of the phrase,Fools Rush in whereas wisemen tread
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Reputation: 2,550 • May 7 9:23 AM
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Shahid98   
May 7 5:24 AM

🤣🤣
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Swastik86   
May 9 4:52 AM

🤣🤣🤣
dewdrop   
May 9 6:45 AM

Hahaha
NoviceAnoop   
May 9 4:17 AM

🤣
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Markets Humor 

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