Our life is like stock price. We return back to the mean (moving average) & then go up. If we fall below the mean, then again we bounce back. There is always a fight to remain above mean. Mean is the average. The Law of Average catches up be it price or life.
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A recently fired stock trader: "This is worse than a divorce, I have lost everything and I still have my wife!" ;)
A recently fired stock trader: "This is worse than a divorce, I have lost everything and I still have my wife!" ;)
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@gujaratbulldotcom • Reputation: 64
Market experts on TV : Don't time market for investment Mutual Fund Experts: Keep continue your SIP #MutualFundsSahiHai .
Channel anchor: #NahiLenaHai #NahiFasnaHai
Investors:Kaun Sahi Bol Raha Hai ?!🤔

. . . . . Don't let anyone to play with you. Learn to see right picture.
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@sridharbalakrishnan • Reputation: 14,788
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😁😁😁
Market bottam
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Whan I posted
Admin removed my post 😂🤣
@gujaratbulldotcom • Reputation: 64
Tipper : work with us . We give guarantee for 100 points in #BankNifty
Trader : Now a days it is peanuts like . Talk about thousand point .🤔
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@gujaratbulldotcom • Reputation: 64
" Sir , Nifty में कोई कॉल ? "
" हमारे पास हैना। लोअर सर्किट पे खरीद लो । जब LIC मार्केट में पैसा डाले तब बेच दो। " 🤔
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@anmolpatil • Reputation: 128
😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣☺️😊😇🙂🙃😉😌😍🥰😘😗😙😚😋😛😝😜🤪🤨🧐🤓😎🤩🥳😏😒😞😔😟😕🙁☹️😣😖😫😩🥺😢😭😤😠😡🤬🤯😳🥵🥶😱😨😰😥😓🤗🤔🤭🤫🤥😐😑😬🙄😯😦😧😮😲🥱😴🤤😪😵🥴🤢🤮🤧🤒🤕🤑
*ये सब मरेंगे*
*बस यही जिंदा बचेगा बस*
😷 👈🏻
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@TTA • Reputation: 43,150
सब शेयर्स को गिरने का मौका मिलेगा कोई धक्का मुक्की न करे !
कृपया संयम बर्ते !
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@TTA • Reputation: 43,150
The only bottom you have is the one you are wearing so Protect It.
#Volatile Markets
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@sridharbalakrishnan • Reputation: 14,788
I was happily sitting on 12% year on year annual return since last 5 years on my stock portfolio until this crash happened
Moral of the story.. profit on stocks is all notional until you book it
My friend was a bit smarter than me, he sold all his stocks a few weeks before the ...
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@learntoinvestindia • Reputation: -1,240
Kisi ko follow karo bhagwan nai man lo.
Jo log tv pe aakar bolte hai ki yesa nai wesa karo unka bolne ke pichhe ho sakta hai aapka fayeda nai unka fayeda ho, ho sakta hai o bolne ke liye majbur jisase desh ka fayeda ho..kyo ki bahut Kam hi log hote hai Jo dusro ke bare mai socht...
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@sridharbalakrishnan • Reputation: 14,788
Sridhar Balakrishnan
Corona and crypto
Corona and crypto
m facebook
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@TTA • Reputation: 43,150
*Can v extend 1 Hour today😉😉???? *
Subha ka 1 hour close tha🤣🤣🤣
#BullsBack
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@JetageMatrixSystems • Reputation: 178,699
Even Friday the 13th will feel lame against 1st April 2020
this was my attempt to crack jokes @ the party after a fruitful trading week and at the brink of covid -19 pandemic breakout in the country as uncertainty looms upon us.
here it goes....
My sources suggests the team in I...
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@gauravbalbhadra • Reputation: -14,791
🤣🤣
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Yesterday 25% up
And today
25+60 =85%. down
wtf
@krishan-r1xS24NxL correct 😅😅
सभी घोटाले बाजो से निवेदन है अभी बाजार टूटा हुआ है
कृपया करके अपने घोटाले अभी ही उजागर कर दो
जिससे बाजार की पूरी वाट लग जाये
नही तो शेयर बाजार फिर ऊपर जाएगा
फिर इनके घोटाले बाहर आएंगे
फिर से बाजार की वाट लगाओगे
@bcatchs • Reputation: 635
Trading on news flow.#yesbank.Also teaches a lesson how our reluctancy towards not making system for investment/trading leads to continuous medicore output or even failure.I can only say one last thing.
🐂Bulls Make Money💵
🐻Bears Make Money💵
🐽Pigs get slaughtered!
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@TTA • Reputation: 43,150
Yes Bank may be renamed SILY Bank
( SBI, IDBI Bank, LIC, Yes Bank)
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@sridharbalakrishnan • Reputation: 14,788
Cycling is bad for the Economy
Hilarious but true too 😄 Sanjay Thakrar, CEO at Euro Exim Bank Ltd. got economists thinking when he said :
A cyclist is a disaster for the country's economy - He does not buy the car & does not take car loan - Does not buy car insurance - Do...
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@TTA • Reputation: 43,150
पूरे विश्व में कोई एक पत्थर भी मारे किसी को
तो पत्थर हमारे स्टॉक मार्केट में आकर गिरता है
बहुत emotional देश है हमारा 🙈🙈
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