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#MarketsHumor#InvestingUniversity शेयर बाजार की खासियत'खरीदोगे' तो क़ीमत घट जायेगी 'बेच' दोगे तो बढ़ जायेगी जो 'स्टॉपलोस' रखोगे तो HIT हो जाय
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शेयर बाजार की खासियत
'खरीदोगे' तो क़ीमत घट जायेगी
'बेच' दोगे तो बढ़ जायेगी
जो 'स्टॉपलोस' रखोगे तो HIT हो जायेगा
जो 'प्रॉफिट' बुक करोगे तो लगेगा कम PRICE पर ही EXIT हो गये
जो 'लॉस' बुक करोगे तो पछतावा होगा
ज़ब कुछ नहीं करोगे तो ऐसा लगेगा - सब कमा रहे है- साला मैं ही रह गया, किस्...
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Reputation: 4,147 • Yesterday 3:21 AM
market bhai in STOCK-MARKET-JOKES
#MarketsHumor #TradingUniversity @tradetime
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Reputation: 7,135 • Yesterday 2:20 AM

🌞🌞Good Morning 🌞🌞
Always do activity related to Jupiter in Morning
Jupiter is Karaka for Wealth
Seat near to Main door or in front of main door and start reading newspaper, listening Bhajan, Read Knowledge thinks
Banana is also related to Jupiter so take one or half Banana ...
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Manik Hiremath @manikhiremath
Yesterday 7:22 AM

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Reputation: 4,371 • Sep 24 7:58 AM
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Reputation: 4,371 • Sep 22 1:29 AM

Breaking news
The big merger ratio in zee sony tv is
Out of every 100 times of sooryavansham telecast,
Zee cinema will get ratio of 47 times and sony max will get ratio of 53 times
Record date shall be announced soon
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Reputation: 7,135 • Sep 21 3:13 AM
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Reputation: 4,371 • Sep 20 1:37 AM
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Changed someone’s life today.
I’m at lunch.
Waiter seemed sharp.
I said “why are you working here?”
He said “I’m in college and I have $65k in student debt.”
I pulled out my checkbook.
Asked for a pen.
Voided the check.
Wrote “TAKE OUT $65K MORE & BUY PENNY STOCKS” on the back.
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