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A recently fired stock trader: "This is worse than a divorce, I have lost everything and I still have my wife!" ;)
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Really ?
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Pandu @VenkatB
Nov 17 2:47 AM

Funny but true

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@ crude lover sami mudiyalapa
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1st Put SL When crossed CTC after Play Jojly ya
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On a lighter note, full time day trader
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Pranay P @pranayp
Nov 10 3:53 PM

True
BCatchs @bcatchs
Nov 10 7:02 PM

Now that's what called a trader. Good Share

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MYTH BUSTER
*Yes bank 60 Rs. option expiry has moved from*
Rs. 0.05 at 1 PM to
Rs. 18.40 at 1.30 PM. 🙄🙄🙄
*1 lac investment becomes 3.6 cr* 🔥
REALITY EACH LOT YOU TRADE REQUIRE FULL MARGIN THAT IS RS 1,25,000
AS ALL STOCKS ARE UNDER PHYSICAL DELIVERY REQUIRE FULL MARGIN.
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शराब की दो बोतल थी एक का टैग प्राइस 50 था दूसरे का 90
दोनों लोगों को पीने के लिए दिया गया और टेस्ट पूछा गया
सबका answer था 90 रुपये वाला शराब का टेस्ट अच्छा है
बाद मे बताया गया दोनों बोतल मे 50 वाला ही शराब था सिर्फ टैग अलग अलग था
people don't consider stock value but the Price �...
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Vodafone Idea
Mcap 16k cr
Penalty 24k cr
😅😅😅😂😂
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Bulls to bears:Aaj mere paas Reliance hai, HDFC Bank Hai, Ultratech Cement Kya hai tumhare pass hai
Bears to Bulls:Mere paas INFY hai
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fno trader @fnotrader
Oct 22 12:17 PM

HAHAHA

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Life of a trader through his ups and downs in trading..
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Bharath @Bharathkumardg
Oct 16 4:49 AM

Super

#Irctc के शानदार listing के बाद
Retail investors to broker
जल्दी बता भाई अगला PSU IPO कब आ रहा है
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😂😂😂
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Mark mari @markmari
Oct 13 3:27 AM

Ooooohhhhyyyeeee
BCatchs @bcatchs
Nov 3 4:34 AM

Aham brahamasmi

BankNifty is New Bitcoin of India.
Every 2-3 days daily 1000 points movement. 🤠😇😅
Bank Nifty become full on Casinos 😅🎖
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Cell or put?

Both 😀😀

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😀😀🤟
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Markets Humor - 389012
Looks like these guys took lot of time to understand that.
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Our job is not to justify whether the stock is expensive or cheap at a given prices but to profit from the trend. In a bull market stock could continue to remain expensive and continue to rise & in a bear market there is no such thing as a rock-bottom. Stock could continue is osc...
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Nithin Kumar @rudeCrude
Oct 5 4:45 AM

Nice Messages Bro..
BCatchs @bcatchs
Oct 5 4:45 AM

Thank You Nithin

Husband and wife where cooking breakfast together. While cooking wife took sausages and made cut on the left and then on the right side of sausages and did not use the smaller pieces. This would reduce the size of sausages and the middle portion was put into the pan. Husband ask...
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Nithin Kumar @rudeCrude
Oct 5 4:45 AM

Nice Messages Bro..

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🔴🔴 Market has given its verdict...Price Action का PROFIT को TATA 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Dhruv @DhruvMan
Oct 4 10:19 PM

Lolol :)

Bulls makes money
Bears makes money
Hogs get slaughtered
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Yes bank
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India Mein Aajkal Fogg Se Jyaada Yesbank Chal raha hai..😂😂
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People who saved money at home are tensed !
People who kept money in banks are tensed !
Only the people who have borrowed money are happy !
Great Economy !!!
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RECESSION FEARS
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This is not a recommendation only for fun 🙏
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*Technical Analysis always on mind*
I was ill for a week and lost my weight from 78kg to 71kg now.
Doctor is saying if I break the level of 68kg I hv the support at 52kg next.
If I break that I may go down to 36kg...and if..even that level brokes then the next support level is at...
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Yes bank se no bank
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Lighter Moment:
India Bulls is saying we have no exposure to ADAG.
INDUSIND is saying low exposure to India Bulls
DLF is saying no exposure to INDIA Bulls
INDIA Bulls saying no exposure to Dewan
RBL says low exposure to India Bulls
Yes Bank says no exposure to ADAG
Finally who h...
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#nifty #banknifty
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Dhruv @DhruvMan
Oct 1 4:56 PM

Hahaha :))

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#VolatileOctober
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#bankingfrauds
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#Learn&Earn
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ElliottWave Master @ygtrader
Sep 24 10:12 PM

Nice quote?
But how is this a something humourous?