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A recently fired stock trader: "This is worse than a divorce, I have lost everything and I still have my wife!" ;)
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@TTA • Reputation: 6,221

पूरे विश्व में कोई एक पत्थर भी मारे किसी को
तो पत्थर हमारे स्टॉक मार्केट में आकर गिरता है
बहुत emotional देश है हमारा 🙈🙈
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When Sensex and Nifty are at all time high these days!!
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Bala @bala-HydFLdWsr
Dec 24 5:44 PM

Ever green cartoons from years before. Still Common man is part of our Indians.

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Nifty at record highs
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Dhruv @DhruvMan
Dec 19 12:22 AM

Lol
@iguanand • Reputation: 876

கண்ணா Crude எதையும் பார்க்காத மேல வந்துகினே இரு.
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McxSuccessIdeasin @Karthinkl
Dec 6 12:14 AM

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iguanand @iguanand
Dec 6 12:21 AM

வரான் ஏன் செல்ல குட்டி
@TTA • Reputation: 6,221

I rented my friend "A" house, then mortgaged it with my friend "B". Then I couldn’t pay "A" friend obviously wanted the house back.. But then "B" friend said its his house..
#KarvyStockBroking
What a mess! And a bad industry practice. Hope regulators fix it.....
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Dinner with candles
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@Ganezh • Reputation: 1,758

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I thing 19 dec crudemini last contract for mini traders.. RIP... 😔.. Get rdy fr funding or mindset up fr mega trade..
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Siva @siva-S1j9NHmGN
Nov 21 2:32 PM

Innikki sagunam nalla irukku,😂😂
REDSAND @Ganezh
Nov 21 2:37 PM

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BCatchs @bcatchs
Nov 24 1:59 AM

True
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Really ?
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Pandu @Kris1
Nov 17 2:47 AM

Funny but true

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@ootaandi • Reputation: 11,870

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@ crude lover sami mudiyalapa
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@CRUDESSKING • Reputation: -5,837

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1st Put SL When crossed CTC after Play Jojly ya
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On a lighter note, full time day trader
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Pranay P @pranayp
Nov 10 3:53 PM

True
BCatchs @bcatchs
Nov 10 7:02 PM

Now that's what called a trader. Good Share
@bcatchs • Reputation: 595

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@TTA • Reputation: 6,221

MYTH BUSTER
*Yes bank 60 Rs. option expiry has moved from*
Rs. 0.05 at 1 PM to
Rs. 18.40 at 1.30 PM. 🙄🙄🙄
*1 lac investment becomes 3.6 cr* 🔥
REALITY EACH LOT YOU TRADE REQUIRE FULL MARGIN THAT IS RS 1,25,000
AS ALL STOCKS ARE UNDER PHYSICAL DELIVERY REQUIRE FULL MARGIN.
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@TTA • Reputation: 6,221

शराब की दो बोतल थी एक का टैग प्राइस 50 था दूसरे का 90
दोनों लोगों को पीने के लिए दिया गया और टेस्ट पूछा गया
सबका answer था 90 रुपये वाला शराब का टेस्ट अच्छा है
बाद मे बताया गया दोनों बोतल मे 50 वाला ही शराब था सिर्फ टैग अलग अलग था
people don't consider stock value but the Price �...
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@TTA • Reputation: 6,221

Vodafone Idea
Mcap 16k cr
Penalty 24k cr
😅😅😅😂😂
Nainsaafi
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@TTA • Reputation: 6,221

Bulls to bears:Aaj mere paas Reliance hai, HDFC Bank Hai, Ultratech Cement Kya hai tumhare pass hai
Bears to Bulls:Mere paas INFY hai
😂
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fno trader @fnotrader
Oct 22 12:17 PM

HAHAHA



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@rudeCrude • Reputation: 3,685

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Life of a trader through his ups and downs in trading..
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Bharath @Bharathkumardg
Oct 16 4:49 AM

Super

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@TTA • Reputation: 6,221

#Irctc के शानदार listing के बाद
Retail investors to broker
जल्दी बता भाई अगला PSU IPO कब आ रहा है
😂😂
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😂😂😂
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Mark mari @markmari
Oct 13 3:27 AM

Ooooohhhhyyyeeee
BCatchs @bcatchs
Nov 3 4:34 AM

Aham brahamasmi
@TTA • Reputation: 6,221

BankNifty is New Bitcoin of India.
Every 2-3 days daily 1000 points movement. 🤠😇😅
Bank Nifty become full on Casinos 😅🎖
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Cell or put?

Both 😀😀
@TTA • Reputation: 6,221

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😀😀🤟
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@bcatchs • Reputation: 595

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Looks like these guys took lot of time to understand that.
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@bcatchs • Reputation: 595

Our job is not to justify whether the stock is expensive or cheap at a given prices but to profit from the trend. In a bull market stock could continue to remain expensive and continue to rise & in a bear market there is no such thing as a rock-bottom. Stock could continue is osc...
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Nithin Kumar @rudeCrude
Oct 5 4:45 AM

Nice Messages Bro..
BCatchs @bcatchs
Oct 5 4:45 AM

Thank You Nithin
@bcatchs • Reputation: 595

Husband and wife where cooking breakfast together. While cooking wife took sausages and made cut on the left and then on the right side of sausages and did not use the smaller pieces. This would reduce the size of sausages and the middle portion was put into the pan. Husband ask...
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Nithin Kumar @rudeCrude
Oct 5 4:45 AM

Nice Messages Bro..
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🔴🔴 Market has given its verdict...Price Action का PROFIT को TATA 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Dhruv @DhruvMan
Oct 4 10:19 PM

Lolol :)
@bcatchs • Reputation: 595

Bulls makes money
Bears makes money
Hogs get slaughtered
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@guptan • Reputation: 2,815

Yes bank
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India Mein Aajkal Fogg Se Jyaada Yesbank Chal raha hai..😂😂
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@TTA • Reputation: 6,221

People who saved money at home are tensed !
People who kept money in banks are tensed !
Only the people who have borrowed money are happy !
Great Economy !!!
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